9. I like it when my hair looks like Jimmey Neurtron's
8. I owned camouflage slippers and claim i use for hunting, but really, i bought them when i went shooting that one time a year ago
7. I don't want a full-time job
6. I live in Provo
5. The only six pack i have is the one i tell people about (that i never had) in high school
4. I use a Little Mermaid pillow case
3. I don't think it is a bad idea for friends to kiss every now and again
2. I don't want to share my google calendar with anyone
But the NUMBER 1 reason i'm single is.....I can't do this:
This video is what inspired the whole list, isn't it?! Oh I'm so glad you can't do that Zack. I like it when you have Jimmy Neutron hair too! And I agree, I'd never share my google calendar, at least not with a girl. Their relationships are too fickle, think if you shared your google calendar with every girl you started dating. Oh My Gosh! But the rest of your list, well, they got you there...Little Mermaid? really? :)
ReplyDeleteThey do have pole dancing classes that could help you get a good start...if not on that one perhaps towards getting a six-pack.
ReplyDeleteYou might consider opening up the discusion to your readers what the 10 most likely reasons are. Invite former lovers to contribute. It would be fun to compare lists
ReplyDeletebut you do wear a euro-suit...:)
ReplyDeleteif it makes you feel any better, which it wont- i would date you. but im way too liberal for you.
ReplyDeleteOut of the 87 People following this blog only 15...(Including me) are guys! Not bad old chap not bad!
ReplyDeleteJimmy Neutroooooooooon!!!
ReplyDeleteI stumbled across your blog by clicking link after link, And I have to say, you're pretty frakkin rad.
ReplyDeleteKuddos to the girl above using Battlestar Galactica slang.
ReplyDeleteYou are awesome!! Seriously. How are you still single?
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