Okay, you know what bothers me?
Girls that make their life complicated. They MAKE it complicated. It isn't. It doesn't have to be.
But for some girls, there is just this insatiable desire for complication. It's like they have a free plane ticket across the country but would rather...ride a giant sloth (sorry, still thinking about Kristen Bell).
Exhibit A (this is going to be the only exhibit needed to prove this case):
You go out with a girl and have an awesome first date. She says she wants to go out again and even sends a post-date text that is very sweet. (You later google it to find out that she got the exact verbiage from a post date website--but that is besides the point (wait, but besides the besides the point--who googles texts? okay, both in that account are weird, but we are just in the pre-amble--bare with me))
You wait the prescribed 2 days and then call her on day #3. After some small talk about how "C-RAZY things have been" (even though you saw her at the tanning salon, her daddy doesn't make her work and she is only taking 6 credits) you break into next steps.
boy: Hey, want to go out this weekend?
girl: yeah, what day?
girl: Busy then too.
boy: Busy this weekend?
boy: Then why did you--
girl: Let's go out next week.
boy: Okay, you pick a day.
girl: What about Thursday?
boy: Ummmmm...I think that can work. I don't usually plan that far in--
girl: Oh sorry! I can't do Thursday.
boy Wait but you were the one--
girl: Well, hey, I've actually got to go right now, my...[awkwardly searching for word] "friend" is coming over right now.
girl: Well, you know. It's complicated.
boy: So are you.
This happens more than you would think. Look, ladies...we are big boys. Just tell us you aren't interested if you aren't. If you are--make it easier on us. You may have (want) drama in you life, but this show is Days of YOUR Lives. Why would you even ask what day if you knew you were busy? Why would you take so long to say the word "friend" unless you were looking to stir the pot? Why do you have to go and make things so complicated? (...shoot, that just came out. I promised I would never use and Avril Lavigne song in my blog posts. Darn you Carson Daly and your dynamic hosting of TRL.)
Oh and if you do have some really "complicated" things going on, maybe you should figure that out first. Because last time I checked, this isn't some Southwest flight--baggage does not fly free.