So this is how it breaks down to know when to STOP trying to get with a girl.
- 1/2 point: Facebook post/message, @tweet/DM, etc. (you know...the stuff that can get lost very easily)
- 1 point: call, voicemail, text or email
- 2 points: call&voicemail or drop by
- 3 points: dropping something off for them
When you do those things to the girl, she gets the points. When she does them back, they are subtracted.
The goal is to stay at 0.
When she gets to 3 points....give up.
RARELY do you meet a 4-point girl, but they do exist.
Keep your dignity. Keep score....UNTIL, you have kissed two consecutive times, then there is no scoring...or I guess then there is scoring. ;)
And special thanks to Emily and Devin for filming this. Subscribe to their dating YouTube channel!
And special thanks to Emily and Devin for filming this. Subscribe to their dating YouTube channel!
that was the funniest thing I've seen in....forever.
ReplyDeleteJust a random comment to make you all warm and fuzzy inside: One of the first posts I read of yours (I referred from a mutual friend of ours) was this point system and I have to say, I love it. It's ingenious! Saves me so much time and heart ache. Now to share this lovely video with those boys who are giving me way too many points and aren't really getting the hint.
ReplyDeleteThank you for this lovely blog!
I think I'm going to start referring certain people I know to your blog when they ask me questions like "should I call him again? It's been 2 hours since I last sent him a text."
ReplyDeleteGenius.
and "then there is scoring" hahaha
ReplyDeleteThe beginning of a delightful new era. Love it. Keep 'em coming. Also, what's the deal with TMB dragging on this primary process? We want to get on to the general election already!
ReplyDeleteReally like the video! Thanks for the great blog!
ReplyDeleteI must say you are pretty charming on film. Keep those coming!
ReplyDeleteQuestion! A call, a voicemail, a text, or an e-mail is worth one point.
ReplyDeleteBut a call and a voicemail is worth 2 points.
So the question is: how can you leave a voicemail without calling, thus achieving a one-point voicemail??
You chest-hair-heart is... endearing? Hilarious? No adjective exists, but thank you for it anyway haha.
Is this the jacuzzi at the Riv?? haha
ReplyDeleteThat video made me so happy! I think my favorite part was your heart-shaped chest hair. Best birthday present ever!!!
ReplyDeleteZack, I saw your pictures on FaceBook and now this video... Hmm... Are you sure you like girls at all?? Maybe it's time to come out of your "Easter Closet" (the emphasis on the word "closet") 1 point, 2 points, 3 points... man, that's TOTALLY gay. Zack, крошка, don't worry we'll love you no matter who you are. :-)
ReplyDeleteLoved the video! Keep doing these! Good work.
ReplyDeleteZack i wouldn't listen to any crap in that foreign-named comment up there....his/her name isn't even made with real letters. If my last name started with a music note symbol, i wouldn't expect anyone to take me seriously either. Also, what a butthead. (And I only reserve that word for special occasions in which someone behaves like they are in 3rd grade.) As for my thoughts on the video....I already commented on facebook about the pogs. Keep chewing on that one.
ReplyDeleteKatilda my friend, you just got 1 point!
ReplyDeleteSo, how many points is a back massage?
ReplyDeleteThis idea is genius! But what about face-to-face interactions? From eye contact and smiling to conversation.
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